Types of Republicans

 Spoiled Teenager

Just secretly wants to keep fathers inherited money

Military Soldier

A throwaway conditioned robot posing as a human being, they're trained to be conformist and take orders at all costs

Propagandized Middle Classer

Fell victim to corporate propaganda, in the same way a drunk person fell victim to continually buying drinks.

Poor and Indoctrinated

See this answer: https://www.quora.com/Why-are-there-more-rich-atheists-than-poor-atheists/answer/Ebenezer-Suresh

Republicanism: In the same way the army works as a higherachy, they want the same thing in corporate form.

Quotes:

"the people who say inequality is a necessity is always rich"

in the same way "the people who say money isn't everything is always rich"

"we should accept the fact that capitalism helped, but should not ignore the fact that it can be improved"

"the people who say it doesn't work are the ones who don't participate and make it not work" (same thing can be said about capitalism, yes)

"facts are observed, don't oversimplify human behavior - this is what economics is"

"capitalism works better than socialism" solely because the masses are spoiled, you say this secretly because you wouldn't want to cooperate and participate in it - in the same way I feel about capitalism as a socialist.

"if you see them a labor robots and want inequality and not striving for equality (in the long run), then that's conservatism, if you see them as human beings, then you are a liberal"

"instead of attacking the what- the content of said ideas, we should attack the how, but the repubs won't let us to that cause of muh freedom"

"Conservatism still exists cause we need idiots to work manual labor jobs"

"When conservatives say anything, just know that it all stemmed from a hitting*"

*Edited 12/29/2021 for clearing nsfw contents; Check the archive for nsfw post.